Saturday, October 31, 2009

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


EVIL MICKY MOUSE VS SAMURAI

America had its share of propaganda animation during the WW2. Not to mention a lot of old Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse cartoons were pretty damn racist back then.
In this Mickey Mouse flies in from the sky and has a army of snakes, I would not be surprised if he actually would do this.
I am sure they do not mention this at Disney Tokyo.


THIS IS ANGOON by EAGLES N RAVENS

Oh man, these guys are hip hop on a new level...the ill flows, ALASKA IN DA HIZZY!
This has to be the funniest hip hop vids of all time.



Keep it retarded!

Friday, October 30, 2009

NEW AVATAR TRAILER

Looks good...lots of trademark James Cameron filming.

FITTING ROOM...


Abandoned JAPANESE ISLAND...kinda spooky.

Otherwise known as 'battleship island,' Hashima is a small island near Nagasaki. It was developed in the early 1900s to mine the coal underneath it and at its height (1959) was one of the most densely populated place on earth. The comment about 'needless deaths' near the end of the movie is a reference to the fact that during World War II the Japanese brought in Koreans and had them mine coal on starvation rations. In 1974 the coal mine was closed and shortly after the island was abandoned. Today, travel to it is prohibited.





Hashima Island of grief (widescreen)

Thomas Nordanstad | MySpace Video

Be sure to use protection...

I HEARTS JAPAN

Japan is a place that likes to rub it in...it says "Look tall white man...we have everything you love"
A robotic dragon on a boat that sprays fire...I need to shake peoples hands.

GIANT JELLY FISH

Apparently in japan they have waged war against these giant creatures...


Just call Ultraman and let your Gov. fight the real problems like Godzilla and Robots from space.


Aquaman gets ripped by Kevin Smith

I think  am one of the very few who likes Aquaman. I think it was the old cartoon from the 1060s that got me hooked. Hey I loved sharks and here is a guy who can talk to them...
Kevin Smith and this fish rip on him...kinda sad, kinda true, kinda funny.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

OH WORD?!


DOUCHE BAGS SPEAK OUT...BECOME ONE AND TAKE A STAND!

I hope this reaches douche bags everywhere, and they punch a wall or scare one of there "Bros" with a freak out.
A few of these guys live in my condo with there hot down syndrome girlfriends. I hate when they make eye contact cuz they wanna a new friend, or a "bro" or a "Homie"
Or the mall across the street is filled with them, sometimes they have a full out douche bag assemblage.
Never fear them... point and laugh...its your best defense.

STAR TREK VS OLD SCHOOL

Pretty funny!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Bad idea Tats

Dont get me wrong I love tats, I love sleeves, giant back tats, all that. Honestly I am the type of guy that would get a video game Tat...but on the side of my shaves head...
naaaah.

TRANNY MACES BLACK KIDS

I hate taken the subway.

Monday, October 26, 2009

TO CATCH A PREDATOR "Canadian version"

I love the Indian guys in this!



These guys are nasty!!!

GET ON YOUR KNEES...and pray

I think Jesus would punch you guys in the effin face!

She makes the other 2 feel like shit.


Hey I would have said "I wish her parents were alive" like come on.

STAR TREK/A-TEAM MASH UP

HOME PROTECTION...

This girl makes all those dumb blond jokes vanish...
Does anyone know if you can download a program to shut peoples power off, I want that shit!

LOOKS AMAZING...

I believe this was Heath ledgers final film after the Dark Knight, and this looks stunning, surreal is putting it lightly.


The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus Trailer - Watch more Movie Trailers

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Royksopp...very catchy!

The video is funky, the song is funky...
Put your hands together!!

Bad name...

I have seen many funny names...Dick Wang, Phuk Wong Poo, but this is just bad.

WINTERGREEN "When I wake up"

This song is ...not my style, its pretty well meh...but  the video is great.
Back in the 80s Atari made some pretty bad choices which lead them to losing everything.
2 things that killed them was they made a real poor home version of PACMAN. They made like 2 million games, but had like a million Ataris sold...not quite sure if those numbers are dead on, but that is what they did.
The other thing was trying to rush a game for christmas due to the hype , and that game was E.T., one of the worst video games ever. It was a major flop, and that pretty much was the last nail in Ataris coffin, which was a big part of the video game crash of 83. (Nintendo was the stimulus package in 1986)
So after years of holding on to a mother load of games...they decided that they would dump them in a hole dug in New  Mexico.
Check the video...I like it!

Then take a left at...


JESUS CHRIST BAIL BONDS

Whatever happened to just praying to Jesus for some help... is he to busy preparing for his big return?
Well if your some where in the south and you land in jail... call these guys. They are like the middlemen between you and heaven.



or if you know...you need someone to talk to cuz we know Jesus cant answer all your prayers...text him...

FINALLY... they need to play his at all movie theaters!

I hate going to the movie theaters these days, and its not always paying 12 bucks to watch some over hyped piece of garbage either. Its the god damn people who frequent these establishments.
1st of, not to sound like a old man but some of the younger crowds are filled with total assholes. Why is there like 30 of you, why do you all yell when the person your talking to is beside you. You guys are the worst for walking aimlessly and bumping in to everything.
2nd people who cant watch a movie with out turning off a cell, or black berry device. I think its sad when you cant dedicate 2hrs of time to watch a movie you just paid for to use your device to update your twitter or facebook.
People who yap threw a movie, movie releated or not...shut up.
So now thank god for the $3.00 cinema up the road, yeah the movies are like 2 months old, but I enjoy them and do not have to share it with ignorant jack asses.
Start playing this...a lot!

Best Halloween costume ever...