Saturday, November 7, 2009

DUMBESTEST BLOND MOMENTS ON T.V.

Holy shit...hot retards.



LOL, ROCKIT SCIENCE.... wait for it!!





This takes the cake... how many bricks did your Daddy throw at your head?




COMMERCIAL OUT TAKES

This is great, I loves spaz outs...

Movie Titles as Movie Quotes

TAT FAIL...

Yeah I am willing to bet when I have some $$$ in my pocket again I will be getting some tats. Some Tats I want people will be all like "WHY WOULD YOU GET THAT" or my fav "You know that will on you forever right"
I wont be getting Vision from Marvel comics on my arm crying... Dumb.

MOVIE POSTER MASH UPS!

Good work!








ADD SOME FUN TO YOUR MACS







SHE WAS BORN WITH 2...

VAGINAS!!

Girl sports...they are just as bad as Guys.

These chics are nuts!

300,000 STARLINGS SWARM

It almost has a mind of its own, look how it moves in unison... nature is fascinating.

MIXMASTER MIKE...one of the best

Off the SCRATCH LIVE TOUR DVD.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Someone needs a hug...



OK OK relax...
I had my fazes, but anything like this my friends would have laughed at me...wait they laughed at me all the time.
This kid is dumb.



WATCH MOLD AND MUSHROOMS GROW

Time lapse videos can be so wild...trust me this is very cool to watch.

Crystal Castles - Courtship Dating (Official Video)

I am really digging this band from Toronto, Crystal Castles. I love the atari old school video games noises and they have some unique beats and production. The singers voice goes well with this, I need to buy some "Crystal castles"

More crap coming our way...



Roland Emmerich tells Cinema Blend that Independence Day 2 is coming now that Obama's in the office. He didn't want to make it during Bush's years in office.





That movie was ass, and Will Smith does not help.

Axon levitating R.C. car...I love toys!

The Axon levitating radio-controlled car takes those pesky wheels out of the equation and brings you pure, unadulterated speed: 50 MPH, to be precise. The shell is made of the same plastic used by both NASA and Nascar, so you know it’s super-tough. The car hovers on a cushion of air from two super-powered fans on its bottom. Sure, it’ll run you $250, but isn’t your ever-lasting joy worth at least that much?

Thursday, November 5, 2009

ITALIAN SPIDER MAN IS THE BEST

Oh man my side hurts...this is too funny.

RED NECK HEAVEN!

Not just red necks...but its red necks who would licking the street.

I hate twilight...

lame candy ass vampires for emo's, girls, soft emotional boys and sissies.
It is on the same level as rainbows, unicorns and dolphins.


2 GIRLS AND A CUP...

I have seen some of the nastiest stuff on the internet and some not by choice.
One thing I never did see was that whole " 2 GIRLS AND A CUP", I think I will pass.
This is far more entertaining.

LOL

So bad its good.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Sen Dog of Cypress Hill - Capo

Cypress hill is timeless...now we got Sen dog killing it, this is a slamming track man, vicious!

Best sexual harassment video ever!

I never had a problem with it...I always sexually harass people...its jokes.

BEST FREESTYLE OF ALL TIME...

Man...can she flow...

OH...I WOULD KILL

This dude would catch it...




RICH PEOPLE FOOD...

Yeah even if I was stinking rich...this would not be happening. Organic food I will shell some extra coin out for, or a nice meal once in a while at Ruth Chris.
This is just screwed...you may have money, but your a moron.
12 BUCKS FOR WATER...Yeah your a moron.

KUNG FU BABY

WOOOHAAA!

BRUCE LEE TODAY?


I love her...

She may just have the best shirt ever made!
Hate is a strong word, and I dont hate everyone because that would lesson the value of the meaning.
I think over the years I have encountered enough people that just turn my stomach, weather it be
unstable drug addicts, backstabbers, racists, cons... I could fill pages on this. I think my shirt would say "FUCK PEOPLE" and on the back "LOVE ANIMALS"
I do like people in general, but the amount of you out there that just suck is astonishing.

JAPANS NEW LEADER...

IF YOU DIDNT KNOW...THEN YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY!!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

WTF...


Robot R2-D2 wannabes at birthday parties...so jealous, these are lucky kids... not to mention far from as excited as I would be, even now.



G WEED - ARCHITEK

I should be in bed sleeping but this bad ass video has me up.




I love how this was put together, interesting to watch, good song.

In a perfect world....



ROBOT FISH!

I hate my job... I want to make robot fish.

Robot Fish - Watch more funny videos here

PAC-MAN AND GHOST CRASH FOOTBALL GAME...

I could never stand high school sports, or high school team spirit crap, so this to me is fantastic.
I love the security in this, you can tell they hate nerds with the super tackles. YEAH...BEER...SMASH...SPORTS...MALL COP...YEAH!




Yeah i never liked it because I dont like cheering for guys in my class, kinda lame.

Jesus kidnapped over weiner poopie

The 1st thing that came to mind would be to call the A-team.
I think if you steal something it should never be a religious item, because you know know its a sin and all. I also think if you go threw with this, be sure it is well worth it...don't do it over wiener poopie.

Monday, November 2, 2009

BATMOBILE GO-KART

WATCH OUT MARIO!!

YES!!!!

I could spend hours watching this...
SO AWESOME!






SO PHUKED!

MR PAC MAN's RIDE...



Hey I love Pac-man...

I don't know if I would drop a bunch of coin into pimping out my car Pac-man style. I did drop about 20 bucks and had my girlfriend make me the best pillow ever like you can see up above.

I will say Pac-man is a awesome game...but sometimes your nerdish ways gets the better of you.






                                

I'm an Obamakin "live" Pizza T and the Pizza Pocketz

Holy shit, how do you get people to show up to these events, must be free food and a chance to be on T.V.
This guy has about as much mic skills as my Dad...
Christ...

Jerry-Jer, aka the Senator, aka Chain Face, aka the Tampon Man

I do not get this at all, but its pretty damn vulgar, racist, politically incorrect 
and funny!






STAR WARS CROTCH TAT

I dunno...I dunno...my girl has tats and I love them all. I may have loved this tat like 10 years ago... I guess her nerd lover thinks its the best tat threw out the galaxy.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

WTF?

Old school breakdancing?

FOR THE LADIES!

For your Moms!

Retards and spare time

dude , bro, check it!!
Ughhh...I laughed at this, but these guys are really god damn dumb.

STUPID KID FALLS OUT OF TRUCK...

Then his red neck Dad asks "You all right?"
I hate stupid questions.

Wii spray paint game!

Oh I needs this, I love it!

WiiSpray Teaser from Martin Lihs on Vimeo.

THE 4TH KIND TRAILER

I saw Paranormal Activity the other night, its was not overly scary but it had its moments .
Ghosts and demons are pretty damn scary, but Aliens take the cake for pure terror. Ghost and demons can be fought and defeated and sent back to where they belong. How do you battle life forms from other planets that are far more superior then us, and the chance they are here to collect plants or to say hello is slim.
No doubt this movie will scare me, even if everyone else says its not, I will be.

APARTMENT TETRIS

Tetris is one of the top 10 addictive video games of all time. I could only imagine how fun this would be.

Berlin Block Tetris from Sergej Hein on Vimeo.

Nintendo cartridge modification...WTF THATS COOL!

It has a bunch of additional functions: MP3 player, video player, picture viewer, audio recorder, and FM radio. And if you get sick of playing on the tiny 2.8″ LCD screen, it’s got TV-out so you can hook your game up to a big screen.
I wish I was smart so i could build one.

GROCERY STORE MUSICAL

I worked in a grocery store...and believe it or not, it makes this look mild.
Any saturday morning you would walk into a busy store plagued with polish dancing, face painting, clown marching bands, cooking shows filmed for cable access, aerobics and ass grabbing shriners. (My ass was grabbed by a shriners)
This is cool...I like this.

I need these shoes!

Green is my fav colour, these are on a whole new level of "I wants"

GREAT MIRROR PRANK!

Oh thats freaky, I WOULD RUN LIKE HELL!

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS...

MONKEY WINS!! OHHHHHH!!

Dogs love this blog!

"REY RAZOTRON, ROAR ROG IS REALLY RUNNY!"

Thats the best LOL ever.