Scary

I am afraid of midgets, I do not hate them or make fun of them, I just get freaked out by them when I see them.  I am sure you heard of elephants being terrified of mice because of the fear it may run up their trunks. Well I have in my head that a midget is going to run up my pant leg and make a nest in my underpants. Don't ask why...
A Black midget with a sword, war paint and very muscular physique ... speechless and I want to move to the Arctic.