"AYY DAT DARE LOOKS PURDY GEWD!"

Keep trying Hoss!

Dumb Blonds

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

“HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”

Here is why you should watch Christmas movies... like "A christmas Story"

Proof that blonds are mentally reatrded, holy shit girlfriend. You thought that hurt, wait till every guy makes jokes about you sticking your tongue on a "ahem"... pole.

DUMBESTEST BLOND MOMENTS ON T.V.

Holy shit...hot retards.



LOL, ROCKIT SCIENCE.... wait for it!!





This takes the cake... how many bricks did your Daddy throw at your head?