Dont touch me...

ABC7's Dan Noyes was probing allegations that Laguna Honda administrators used money from the Patient Gift Fund -- funds donated to patients -- to buy catered meals and airline tickets, among other things. According to Noyes, "Hospital Director Mivic Hirose ignored our phone calls for an interview. So, we showed up at her town hall meeting at the hospital." That's when the chief of community relations Marc Slavin stepped in and repeatedly patted Noyes with a hand. Each time, Noyes warned, "Do not touch me," and one point Noyes threatened to call the cops. But like a brother bugging his little sister, Slavin continued his touchy-feely ways with Noyes and the camerawoman.

Porn star Lil Lupe saves a man from going to jail...

Some guy had a image of Lil Lupe on his computer and with no questions asked was busted for Child Porn.
She got messaged on Myspace and she flew down to Venezuela to save his ass...she is 18.

Crazy Kobe Bryant fan...

Crazy ass white boys...wait...no...crazy retarded white boys.

HAHAHAHA...WIPEOUT!

Two huge waves hit spectators at the world’s most lucrative surfing competition, leaving some in hospital with serious injuries.  More than a dozen spectators were bowled over by the sea surge onto the rocky shore at the Mavericks competition in Half Moon Bay, a California harbor town 25 miles south of San Francisco California.

SPIDER WON'T GET HIS COCAIN JESUS...

A sure bet for a fast one way ticket to hell.

How to deal with "post Avatar depression"

As a child I so badly wanted to live in a all Star Wars world, but I was about eight to ten years of age and quarterly retarded.
I have seen Avatar twice in regular 3d and in Imax, it is stunning and the way it is filmed you will feel like your in the movie.
 James Cameron special effects department managed to create a beautiful world, lush with life so real you would think it is real.
So now their are some people who cant seem to continue on in life because they suffer from "Post Avatar depression?"
Its a movie man, its all made up...sorry to break the news to you.
Morons.

These plants keep the what out...wait a minutue...they keep...what out?

As Jim Morrison said... people are strange!

WTF...

Jesus kidnapped over weiner poopie

The 1st thing that came to mind would be to call the A-team.
I think if you steal something it should never be a religious item, because you know know its a sin and all. I also think if you go threw with this, be sure it is well worth it...don't do it over wiener poopie.