Saturday, November 14, 2009

WTF... Arizona Children as Young as 12 Think Vodka Red Bull Anus Tampons Are COOL?

Arizona has been on a crazy streak this week. Judge not, coastal elites; if you had vodka in your tampons and crystal meth in your highlighter, you'd be crazy too.
This is just a god damn classic piece of service journalism. Parents, you can thank ABC 15 in Phoenix for bringing you the latest secrets of the hopped-up youth:
But she said the latest trends include "snorting vodka shots."
More graphic yet, she said teens are doing anal beer bongs and soaking tampons in vodka.
Impossible. Not my teen—he's just studying.
If you think your kid is studying, she said look closer at his or her highlighter.
It too, can pull open and become a pipe.
And don't even get this expert started on the energy drinks kids are consuming these days. "If your 12-year-old is drinking that much caffeine, it begs the question what will they be doing at 15?" The answer is probably drugs. Sucking on that highlighter pipe can lead directly to whoring (for drugs), if you know what we are saying. Do not think your child is "fine," Arizona parents.
"It's hard to recognize," Siete said. "A lot of drug use looks like the everyday common cold, allergies, watery eyes, tired, who isn't tired?"


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RESESVOIR DOG/ NINJA TURTLE MASH UP TRAILER

I just love these...

Thursday, November 12, 2009

STAR WARS VS SAUL BASS

Interesting intro...pretty slick and goovin!

TITTY FULL OF BEER!

ILL SON!

MONSTER SLAP SHOT!

DAMN!

ROCKET ROBINHOOD COMING TO DVD NOV24!

I am not going to lie, if you never watched this your going to think it is lame as hell.
The animation is pretty cheap, yet it provided my brother and I lots of entertainment as a child growing up in Canada. I have done some research and apparently their  was other people who loved this... wow, who knew?!
Its A Canadian produced series from 1966 which had one of my favorite animators Ralph Bakshi (Fritz the cat, Wizards) doing some of the animation.
This was from a time when we did not have 500 TV stations, on demand, and box sets...this was when we had 13 channels and maybe 2 UHF American channels...you know, the good ol'days.

NOV 24 BLAST OFF!!




















DEMENTIA 5
FAV. EPISODE!

Too soon Robin!!

Christmas is creepin!!


My Mayor... she is the best, Hazel McCallion number #1!

Can your mayor top this!
She runs circles around politicians!

OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!

The liks are sick as hell!

KICK ASS TRAILER! HD

Oh man this looks fantastic, and I have also asked myself the same question "Why dont we have people wanting to super heros?"
All filmed here in my neck of the woods ... TORONTO!
Looks fun!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

BEST UFO FOOTAGE EVER

This was captured by the "Guardian" and I remember a few years ago this was all over the canadian news.
I love how you have a police officer saying its just a helicopter, but a former NASA specialist and a optical Physicist say different...
I think the cop is wrong...dead wrong!

SUNDAY!!

ONTARIO SCIENCE CENTRE!!
This place is fascinating, and some of the exhibits have been there for 20 something years!
I cant wait!


STAR WARS meets THE MIGHTY BOOSH mash up

I dont know who these guys are, but this is some pretty funny shit!


Ahhh pirated movies from Asia...


You know they are full of surprises!


To Singapore and back in 5mins!

I cant afford the trip to Singapore...I would like to thank the person who made this cuz they saved me a shit load of cash, and maybe they saved you some cash also.
God bless.


Denver to Singapore (and back) in 5 minutes from David DAngelo on Vimeo.

opposite ends...

Ughhh people and cars...
both are pretty bad.


Chuck Skywalker

Vader may be Lukes father...but Chuck makes everyone his bitch!

CANT WAIT...

Pretty much anything Tim Burton makes I like, props to PEE WEES BIG ADVENTURE!
I have said before remakes are usually shit, in my opinion the original CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY could not be outdone. Yet I was not disappointed with Tim Burtons take on it.
Now this "Alice in wonderland" movie looks killer, plus its not animated so we have a whole new experience of watching this movie with out disappointments!


2 NEW TRAILERS!

I am a big fan of the original, lets hope they do not EFF up the remake which they usually do.
CLASH OF THE TITANS!





Not a huge fan of the video game, video games turned into movies blow!
Plus its Disney...its amaing how a trailer can make you see all past that 
and make you say "AWESUMZ!!"

Monday, November 9, 2009

X-MEN COVER TAT!

I am not going to lie, if I did love a certain comic book/ super hero and and one cover stuck out the most...I would get it inked.
None come to mind... I would not consider this a fail, maybe a regret when your super old but who looks at you when your old?


Olivia Munn eats a hot dog...

Just watch it...gawd.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

I LOVE ZOMBIES...


And Zombies love also

KRS-ONE "DEFJAM IS KILLING HIP HOP

I remember back in the day Defjam was the "IT" label,  they helped introduce the the world to some of my favs, Public Enemy, The Beastie Boys, Cool J and RUN D.M.C.
Over the years my love for the label died as most of the acts they put out did not move me at all.
KRS-ONE as always speaks the truth on DefJam...

DRUGS NOT TO TAKE WHEN DRIVING...

How roads are made...


SLAYER POST PHONED THIS FRIDAY IN TORONTO!!

SUCKS!!!
I was so looking forward to a lot of this!!


JAPANESE ANIME

It can be over the top!

WTF...


SPACE PIMP..."UP IN SPACE!"

Oh this is classic, 2 funnaaay!