Saturday, January 16, 2010

LEAKED "PREDATORS" set photos...

Incase you did not know a new Predator movie called "Predators" is being produced by bad ass film maker  Robert Rodriguez (Planet terror, Desperado)
The cast is looking promising Adrien Brody, Laurence Fishburne and my Favorite bad ass Danny Trejo!
I am looking forward to this because it wont be candy coated with Rodriguez behind the camera, expect over the top gore and action, thank god for that!
Apparently the script has been leaked and I could not not help myself, it sounds good!


Ok Vanilla Ice is not the worst... HOLY SHIT!!!


Ohhh laughs after laughs right here!!

12X Blu-Ray Star Trek Phaser - Featured on

Who would destroy a blu-ray player to make a star trek laser gun...this guy would and he is my new best friend.

Yikes... Tekken movie trailer

I am at the point where I can say that no video games should be turned into movies. Street fighter, Mario brothers, Doom, Hitman.... the list goes on and they all suck.
A few video game movies were "OK", Silent hill, Resident Evil, and Tomb Raider were somewhat entertaining but would never make my top 100 movies of all time list.
Fighting games are limited, what else are you going to base it on, they all end up looking like a poor mans blood sport rip off.
Tekken looks really bad, the whole dark blade runner-esque background, the fight scenes, the ugly costumes. The cast for these movies always suck, they take bad ass characters and let these boy band looking kids play them with boyish voices. The girls are always hot but the acting is a few notches over porn star acting.  Trust me I don't look for oscar worthy performances in these movies, I do not expect top notch acting, but when its unbearable it becomes hard to watch.
I love my corny bad films with stupid plots like Gozilla, old kung flicks, Flash Gordon, Barbarella, my dvd collection is full of them. Those are the movies that are so bad that they are good,  then you have movies that are just bad... like this.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Saturday mornings....gimmie some cartoons.

I never understood why people out grew cartoons. Mind you most of the people my age who still watch them only like shows they grew up on, or the more adult themed shows like South Park and Family Guy.
I guess I fall into that category, mind you I am a big fan of new shows like Samurai Jack, Dexters Lab and The powerpuff girls. I called in sick when the powerpuff girls movie came out. I had friends drive 45mins to the city because it was only playing in selected spots.

I was having a conversation with my girlfriend and her parents about how spoiled kids are today 56 inch flat screens, specialty stations geared towards you're liking, box sets, 500 channels and nothing on?!
I can remember having 13 channels and only having a 14 inch screen and loving it.
So I have noticed that Saturday mornings are cartoon free, its fishing shows, cooking shows, paid programming, religious shows.
You have teletoon or the Cartoon network...but it is not the same.
My brother and I would wake up 5am sat morn just to get as much cartoons in as possible eating bowl after bowl of sugary cereal and watch till 12. Then after that play 8hrs of road hockey rain or shine. We played Hockey on a road, not online...we were fit!! (take that youth of today!)
Even Commercial breaks were entertaining for the most part, they were toy commercials! Which is funny because  most of the cartoons anyways were 30 min commercials to sell toys.
I think this sat morn I m going to break out some old school cartoons and eat cereal...keep it real.



Is Harrison Ford retarded, he is willing to do another Indy but not a "Star Wars" movie? The last Indiana Jones movie was interesting for the first 15mins, then it went completely stupid. I hated it, even my Dad who is a huge Indiana Jones fan agreed, the movie sucked.
I am confused why he says yes to one and no the other.

The MTV Movies Blog recently landed an exclusive interview with Harrison Ford. In the article, Ford says that he will not be revisiting the iconic character of Han Solo in his acting career. Speaking to the blog as part of a publicity campaign for the drama "Extraordinary Measures," Ford said of Han Solo, "I'm done with him.”

There's not much more to the MTV article, but you can find it -- and the embedded video interview itself -- here.

By far the best Harrison Ford character, wonder if he would say no to A Bladerunner sequel?

Dumb Blonds

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
“HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”

Super friendly coke machine

I am not a fan of soda pop and the companies who produce it for that matter. Coke-a-cola is very addictive and I had issues trying to kick that drink to the curb.
I have to give credit where credit is due... this is clever and made peoples day, I am a fan of that.

1970's STAR WARS DANCE...thank you France!!

This is fantastic stuff, please do not take it serious, get into it... feel the funk flowing threw you.
It will control your actions... partially.


I have no idea what movie this is from, but its F'n bizarre, a far stretch from The Honeymooners.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Weirdest letter Sex Columnist Dan Savaged ever received.

Class is in session...

Chewbaccas high school photo


Imagine finding out Charles Mason is your dad?

A Los Angeles DJ got a bit of a family tree shock after finally discovering the identity of the man who impregnated his mother- serial killer Charles Manson.

Having been raised by adoptive parents, Matthew Roberts located his birth mother- a woman named Terry- in Wisconsin. Roberts corresponded with the woman and requested details about the circumstances surrounding his birth. Roberts learned that he was originally named Lawrence Alexander, but his biological mom remained quiet about the man who fathered her newly-found son for quite some time. Much to Roberts’ shock and horror, Terry finally disclosed that her son was the product of a “drug-fueled orgy” in which she says Charles Manson raped her.
Roberts, who describes himself as a vegetarian and Ghandi-fan, has tried to take the news in stride, but has suffered from intermittent depression since discovering the story behind his adoption:
“I’m not nuts but I’ve got a little bit of it. It’s scary and upsetting. If I get worked up, my eyes get really big and that’s really freaked some people out before.
“I’ve tried to tone that down quite a bit. I don’t like having that effect on people.
“I don’t even like the fact that I’m big. It makes me even scarier. My hero is Gandhi. I’m an extremely non-violent, peaceful person and a vegetarian.
“I don’t even kill bugs. I’ve had long hair all my life. I could make it go away, but I can’t let the world and their fears change me.”
Since the discovery, Roberts has struggled with the idea of having a relationship with his father, saying that while he doesn’t “want to love (Manson),” he doesn’t want to hate him either.

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This is so bad, seriously why...


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Monday, January 11, 2010


They use to air  this japanese anime here in North America back in the 70s and 80s and went under the name "STARBLAZERS" I was already hooked on Battle of the planets, Grandizer, astroboy and others anime, so I had to catch this.
It was not my favorite of the old school anime I use to watch, and I am a little shocked to see it is now a movie.
Pretty cool.

The old show.

Cool advertising...

I am not a fan of McDonalds, fast food for that matter. Yet I do love clever advertising, and I guess when you have billions of dollars at your disposal, you can do this...


Skeletor is a total metal head, and good guys do finish last...
Whoever did this are awesome.

Cat eats boogers!

Too funny, gross stuff is the best!