Saturday, January 23, 2010

Best GOD OF WAR copy cat game ever...

This is just like playing GOD OF WAR which is one of my fav. games.
Do I care ...hell no, I downloaded the demo and this game is god damn flippin bad ass!
Feb9th baby...1 day before my birthday....so wicked!


I must have one of these...

I know this blog has visitors from all over the globe, so you may not have a clue what the CBC is. It is the CANADIAN BROADCASTING COMPANY, A television station that has been around forever and is a very proud part of us. It shows all the Hockey games, provides lots of interesting shows like Dragons Den, Market Place and old school shows like The beachcombers and Degrassi Jr. High.
I own a CBC t-shirt...thats not enough...I need this also.

From Now magazine...

Radio Canada, a prototype by Tristan Zimmermann of Science & Sons, is a radio with only two listening options: CBC Radio One or CBC Radio Two, and it’s beautifully crafted, with the CBC logo as the speaker. It’s the ultimate Toronto design for me, because it’s a perfect mix of irony and nostalgia.




I GOT MONEY, MONEY I GOT!

Gangsta thugs are becoming less respectable because of shit like this. They are becoming more cartoonish then anything...

SLOB SCREEN...

Dutch legends Droog Design held a competition a while back seeking a t-shirt design. Our submission aimed to celebrate the stains of the slopy eater. Pioneering as always, Science & Sons R+D department developed the revolutionary SLOBscreen bib... garnering us the distinguished Participant and the prestigious Not First Awards.






Friday, January 22, 2010

How to deal with "post Avatar depression"

As a child I so badly wanted to live in a all Star Wars world, but I was about eight to ten years of age and quarterly retarded.
I have seen Avatar twice in regular 3d and in Imax, it is stunning and the way it is filmed you will feel like your in the movie.
 James Cameron special effects department managed to create a beautiful world, lush with life so real you would think it is real.
So now their are some people who cant seem to continue on in life because they suffer from "Post Avatar depression?"
Its a movie man, its all made up...sorry to break the news to you.
Morons.

Afghan Girl Optical Illusion

This picture is from a 1985 national geographic cover which has always been my fav. of mine, the girls eye's are hypnotic.
Now even more so...woooooooow...

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Scary

I am afraid of midgets, I do not hate them or make fun of them, I just get freaked out by them when I see them.  I am sure you heard of elephants being terrified of mice because of the fear it may run up their trunks. Well I have in my head that a midget is going to run up my pant leg and make a nest in my underpants. Don't ask why...
A Black midget with a sword, war paint and very muscular physique ... speechless and I want to move to the Arctic.

I AM YOUR BLOGGER!


These plants keep the what out...wait a minutue...they keep...what out?

As Jim Morrison said... people are strange!

"I'M HERE" Theatrical trail for Spike Jonze short.

Spike jones makes some crazy videos man, him and Chris Cunningham... brilliant!


Spike Jonze premieres his latest work – I’m Here, a 30-minute short film – today at the Sundance Film Festival as part of the first-ever Opening Night’s Shorts Program at the festival. The film is a collaboration with ABSOLUT VODKA, and from the looks of this trailer,  we won’t have to succumb to  some cheesy, forced ad product. Jonze says Absolut “didn’t give me any requirements to make a movie that had anything to do with vodka. … I got to make my first love story. It’s about the relationship between two robots living in Los Angeles.”
The movie is set in contemporary L.A., where life moves at a seemingly regular pace with the exception of a certain amount of robot residents who love among the population. A male robot librarian lives a solitary and methodical life — devoid of creativity, joy and passion – until he meets an adventurous and free spirited female robot.
You know who was a pretty cool robot? That Rosie from the Jetsons. Love her. The full movie will show up at imheremovie.com in March.


Damn, this guy has the sickest moves ever!


I think he Can Dance - Watch more Funny Videos

HOT TUB TIME MACHINE TRAILER

Oh man this looks over the top, my kind of humor!
I like John Cusack and so does the wifey, but over the years he has made films that I just do not care about.
It looks like he has gone back to that type of humor I can relate to.
This trailer contains boobies and potty mouth, so enjoy.

NEW TRON POSTER

I can't wait for this movie, I loved the 1st one but could not tell you jack shit about it because it has been forever.
I will have to give Tron a watch before I watch the new one...and the new one will be in...3 FUCKIN D!!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Iraqi jumping jacks...

You give these guys guns and want them to win?

Lego is pretty much the best...

If I ever have kids I will always make sure they plenty of creative toys to play with, Lego being at the top of the list.
As much as this would not fly with many, I on the other hand would love it!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Monday, January 18, 2010

JODI FOSTER VS ROBOCOP

Dream come true...now all  I need is the Mom from WHOS THE BOSS vs The Predator...

Sunday, January 17, 2010

WHAT THE EFF!!

Anime can be so retarded,,,gawd.

COWBELL GETS RIPPED UP

DAMN GIRL, YOUR CRAZY!

GREEN MACHINE!!

I found this on youtube, I had this when I was a kid back in the mid 70s. It was awesome but it bruised my back so bad that the doctor had my parents questioned for child abuse!
The green machine was bad ass and it could do the best skids on the road which was all the craze in the 70s...making skids!
I have lots of back problems now and I have no money...maybe I could sue my parents and the green machine.
(I'm just joking but the bad back and no money is all truth)

STAR WARS DRUNK DRIVING PSA


Old footage is great!

Holographic laser touchscreen of tomorrow

Ok I forgive the first 10 years of the new millennium for not looking like the Jetsons, no flying cars, no robot maids no laser guns.
I will look past all of that because we now have this...


Light Touch by Light Blue Optics from DVICE on Vimeo.


in use...


Adult swim reaches to Conan.

Lets make this go viral and hope Conan considers it...

JAY LENO TALKING SHIT!

I do not really follow hollywood news, I like reading about who is going to play a character in a upcoming movie I want to see, but as for break ups, dating, big marriages, what they eat and wear... to be blunt about it, it can all fuck right off.
A lot of this trash your are bombarded with constantly, I hear it but I don't care about it. It is pretty easy to tune it all out, it is not easy to avoid it.
I blog daily and I come across all types of news and I read about this Leno & Conan bit which is pretty disgusting.  Conan has done no wrong but as for NBC and Leno, they should be ashamed of their actions.
I  gave Conan a chance in the beginning when he was kind of a unknown and his ratings where not that great, yet he was by far the best on late night television.
Conan receives great  ratings and pulls a younger fresh demographic, Leno is crap. He is not funny he just absorbed up Carson's audience and relies on printing errors in news papers and ads to get by.


I ask you to watch this and just see how funny Mr. Leno is, anyone with a brain can see Leno is full of shit.

Korean banana milk... may cause sudden busting of moves.

I really dont need it, but...you never know.

BEST FAILS OF 2009

Pretty entertaining...